Do you have a collection of sex toys? Where do you usually keep them? Are they all stored in your bedside drawer, or perhaps some are hidden under the bed? Regardless of the size of your adult toys, it’s beneficial to set aside time for a thorough cleaning. If you’re an avid user of sex toys, chances are you have accumulated numerous items over time. Before you realize it, you have accumulated a rather intimidating collection of vibrators, dildos and butt plugs that is in desperate need of organization. What is the most effective way to declutter, retain essential items, and maintain a well-organized collection of sex toys going forward?
Know Which Adult Toys to Throw
Once you begin your annual sex toy cleaning routine, the initial task is to determine which items need to be purged. There’s no need for apprehension if you end up discarding a significant portion, or even the majority, of your collection because replacements can always be purchased. In the rest of this manual, I will outline tips for purchasing safe and practical products that you will actually utilize.
Consider the following as a summary of items that belong in your ‘discard’ pile:
Things That Are Not Essential or Necessary
If you haven’t used it in a long time or consistently opt for other sex toys, then it’s time to part ways. A well-organised sex toy collection cannot afford clutter.
Hazardous Objects
Curious about the composition of your sexual aids? Note that certain substances can be penetrable, resulting in potential bacterial growth, while others are actively harmful. Jelly, PVC, TPE, and TPR are often to blame.
Safe Sex Toy Materials
For the safety of yourself and others, any harmful or potentially dangerous sex toys must be removed from your collection.
Damaged Objects
Trust me, I understand the temptation to become attached to a sex toy that has given us years of reliable pleasure. However, once it breaks, it’s best to say goodbye with fond memories. Do you notice any damage to the surface of your dildo? Maybe your vibrator is no longer functioning properly. It either fails to turn on, makes unusual noises when turned on, does not charge properly, or has a damaged battery compartment. There is a risk of exposed wires or internal components, creating a potentially hazardous situation. Dispose of any faulty sex toys in the designated trash area.
Dispose of Any Lubricants That Are No Longer Needed
Spring cleaning your sex toy collection should also involve checking and restocking your lubricant supply, as it plays an important role in enhancing both solo and partnered sexual experiences. Along with your toys, you may have accumulated a variety of lube tubes and bottles that deserve some attention during this seasonal refresh. Sexual enhancement liquids, like lube, have a limited shelf life and may expire sooner than expected. It’s important to be aware of this so that you don’t accidentally reach for an outdated bottle in the heat of the moment. Be sure to thoroughly check all containers and dispose of any that have expired, especially if the date on the label has worn off or faded. Have any of your lubricants hardened in the container? Or altered in shade or texture? It may be time to replace them with high-quality, safe options. This applies to all liquid and enhancer products related to sexual activity, such as orgasm gels and balms, delay sprays, moisturizers for vulvas, post-shave balms and sprays, and erection enhancers.
Are You Truly Satisfied with What Remains?
After organizing your collection of sex toys, lubricants, and liquids, thoroughly examine what remains. Do you foresee using these items in the future? Are there any that you consistently avoid in favor of others? It’s important to find new homes for these items as well, including any lube, liquid, or potion that is still within its expiration date but does not suit your personal needs. Put away any unused sex toys and lubricants that do not bring you joy or provide an orgasm.
Eliminate anything that does not serve its intended purpose of giving you pleasure and achieving orgasms, whether used alone or with a partner. Consider what type of stimulation you prefer and determine if the remaining products meet your needs.